12 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Opinion&Analysis Breda OBrien Paddy Powers Virgin Mary GAA stunt rings hollow S omething interesting happened this week. The Daily Edge, the entertainment-news arm of thejournal.ie, posted an utterly tasteless satire about Electric Picnic. It parodied the Stations of the Cross, the traditional depictions of the last hours of Christ leading up to the Crucifixion. It used stock religious imagery but crudely altered them, so that instead of a cross Christ was carrying huge quantities of beer. Instead of wiping the face of the suffering Christ, Veronica helps him to put his tent up. Instead of falling three times, three hangovers are referenced. So far its just another demonstration of the insensitive inability to respect other peoples beliefs. But the interesting thing is not that images were used but that these doctored images were taken down and, as far as I know, before there was an outcry on social media or talk radio. When someone alerted me to the images they had about six online com- ments, which could all be summed up by, Ah, here, lads, thats really going too far. That they were removed is somewhat positive, because it indicates that someone, somewhere, realised that there is a line beyond which humour becomes gratuitously offensive. It is significant that the Daily Edge images emphasised, accidentally or otherwise, how virtually every social event revolves around drinking and often around dangerous levels of drinking. How about a society-wide discussion about how challenging dangerous levels of drinking among your peers is much less acceptable than mocking Christian beliefs? Brazendefence While not condoning the crassness of posting the doctored images in the first place, taking them down contrasts with the brazen way that Paddy Power, the bookmaker, continued to defend its projection of a huge image on to the basilica in Knock. It was of the Virgin Mary holding the Sam Maguire cup over her head. No permission was sought, because it would have been rejected out of hand. It was a calculated tactic designed to exploit the publicity generated by controversy. There seems to be a company policy of It was a calculated tactic designed to exploit the publicity generated by controversy carefully calibrated offence. Although the village of Knock at night is surely a bit of a soft target. Lourdes is also a Marian shrine, where security has been stepped up enormously since the latest spate of terrorist attacks in Europe. Not much chance this bookmaker would parody the religious beliefs of militant Islamists, is there? Or risk aggrieving French security forces? Some people will say that using sacred images to increase attention and profits is just a bit of craic and that Christians need to lighten up. Funny: they used to say that to women for years, as well, about unwanted advances. Paddy Power Betfair had revenue of 1.5 billion last year by promoting gam- bling as just a bit of craic. For many people it is. But for a significant number of people a gambling addiction leads them to trample on everything that is sacred to them, their family, their friends and their view of themselves as people of integrity. An odd coincidence that a company that can benefit from the consequences of an addiction also chose to trample on what is sacred to people in terms of religious imagery. Crackcocaineofgambling Naturally, the gambling industry wants to appear to support people gambling responsibly. But it is significant that Stewart Kenny, the well-known former chief executive of Paddy Power, warned the Irish government in 2009 not to legalise fixed-odds betting terminals, describing them as the crack cocaine of gambling. But Paddy Power in the UK has more of these machines in minority ethnic areas than any other bookmaker has. So not good enough for the Irish but fine for some of the poorest communities in Britain? Young people are gambling more because of free apps, but the younger you start the more likely you are to develop a problem. The betting industry wants to portray the people who develop a problem as oddities, all the time designing an environment designed to encourage more gambling. Given that online gambling is accessible via a mobile phone, and given the dopamine rush associated with irregular rewards, the wonder is that so many manage to avoid addiction, not that a minority become addicted. The statistics are frightening. We have an estimated 28,000-40,000 problem gamblers. A small study by the University College Dublin academic Dr Crystal Fulton involving qualitative research with 22 problem gamblers revealed a pattern of debt, damaged or destroyed marriages, friendship breakdown and chaotic, compulsive behaviour. Of course people have to take personal responsibility. But when you see the devastation caused by gambling, including the fact that one in five problem gamblers dies by suicide, a figure far higher than for other addictions, it stops being just a bit of craic. It is easy, and cheap, to mock religious belief for the purposes of increasing profits. It is difficult, and costly, to try to build a culture where we are less tolerant of behaviours that end up crucifying so many families. Diarmaid Ferriter Irelands top 20 mandatory but not compulsory things M inister for Social Protection Regina Doherty caused commotion during the week with her contention that the public services card is mandatory but not compulsory. We should not be too surprised; Dohertys paradox reflects a deep-rooted Irish tradition. Indeed, it is possible to compile a short history of modern Ireland in 20 things that have been mandatory but not compulsory. 1 This Government cant fix congestion but it can at least point a way forward Cliff Taylor M aybe the M50 will just stop some day and stay stopped. As an indicator of congestion in our capital city, it is flashing red. The busiest road in the country is reaching its limit exceeding it already on many days . As in housing , areas of public transport, water and waste, our road infrastructure is showing signs of the big cutbacks in State investment during the economic crisis. As one observer put it this week, congestion is going to be one of the political themes of the political term to come. And the difficulty for the Government is that there are no easy, or quick, answers and big questions about paying for it all. The M50 is only one part of the congestion story, of course, but it is one that is easy to measure. Look at the traffic volumes between junctions 7 and 9 of the M50 the exits for Galway and Cork/Limerick and Waterford and you see a relentless squeeze. It is the busiest stretch of road in the country. The total average daily volumes in August this year of just over 148,000 may be just 2.7 per cent ahead of the same month last year, but they are up 16 per cent on 2014. One day in April traffic on this stretch nearly reached 170,000. Total traffic on all sections of the road now exceeds 160,000 per day on average, in turn leading to more accidents and incidents. For significant parts of the day, figures from Transport Infrastructure Ireland show that the M50 is seriously congested, or completely blocked up by accidents. Nor is this confined to Dublin, with the Cork South Ring Road another increasingly congested traffic spot. Ironically,the M50 was originally intended to take traffic away from the capital. The original Western Parkway, which opened to traffic in 1990, gradually expanded over the years first to the north and later to the south. Since the turn of the century it has been a case of development and redevelopment, of running to try to keep up. In 2007 the Port Tunnel took many of the HGVs off the M50. In 2010 a major redevelopment, involving rebuilding all the major functions from stop/go arrangements into free-flow and a widening of some sections, was finally completed. After years of delays caused by the roadworks, motorists rejoiced. The infamous Mad Cow junction was no more. And for a few years the sharp fall-off in traffic caused by the recession made it all manageable, most of the time anyway. Economicgrowth But since about 2014 economic growth has been strong. Slowly, but surely, the traffic jams came back, but this time there is nowhere to go, or certainly nowhere in terms of the M50 itself. A proposal to complete the ring around the city by joining up the Port Tunnel with an underground section out to Blackrock and then up to join the existing M50 at Sandyford never get off the ground. It would cost a packet and would be fiercely opposed by the residents of affected areas. A proposed new orbital road, farther out from the M50, has also been mooted, but would also be a mammoth and long-term task. With road building constrained in the capital, the only short-term response is improving public transport, particularly buses, with plans by the National Trans- A proposal to complete the ring around the city by joining up the Port Tunnel with an underground section out to Blackrock and then up to join the existing M50 at Sandyford never get off the ground. It would cost a packet and would be fiercely opposed port Authority to roll out much wider use of segregated new bus lanes in the capital, new payment technology and new park-and-ride facilities. It estimates this would cost 1 billion. Rail and road investment takes time, but buses can deliver more quickly and particularly if infrastructure for cyclists and walkers is developed alongside. M50 traffic: the motorway around Dublin includes the busiest stretch of road in the country. PHOTOGRAPH: ALAN BETSON There are choices about where and when to invest. And here we get to the nub of it. The Government is working on a new long-term capital investment plan and a new national planning framework. Will these be real documents or more of the mix of wishful thinking and ad hoc-ery we have seen in the past? We have unique issues. As a recent Ibec document pointed out, more than half of economic activity takes place in the greater Dublin region, but by European standards we still have a lot of people living outside major cities. The inevitable conclusion is that Dublin will get more congested, unless we both invest in the capital and also in spreading economic development around the country. Crockedsecondaryroads This will require decisions. Everyone wants a new bit of motorway, but figures show that seven out of every 10 miles of what we have built are operating at or below 80 per cent of their capacity. Maybe we would be better off fixing our crocked secondary roads? Everyone or at least all the big lobbies wants Metro North built. But should the new bus network the one way to make a quick difference not get priority? In developing rural Ireland, is it better to pay for broadband, roads, or keeping railway lines that few people use open? Everywhere there are choices, not least in tackling perhaps the biggest congestion issue the housing shortage. We dont have the money to pay for everything, nor the capacity to deliver it all at the same time. The risk is that the new capital investment plan is captured by local political interests and the usual big lobbies, and delayed by the interminable political inertia and planning processes we go through in this country. If we try to keep everyone happy, nothing will get done. This Government wont be able to fix congestion but it can at least start to point a way forward. Voting for Fianna Fáil. This was applicable until 2011, on the grounds that it was a national movement rather than a political party. As political scientist Peter Mair wrote in 2004, Fianna Fáils electoral record until then, securing an average of 45 per cent of the vote over 24 general elections was virtually without equal across the western democratic universe. Attending Mass. This, too, applied until relatively recently; one survey found the weekly Mass attendance rate among Irish Catholics at 85 per cent in 1990. That did not necessarily connote deep faith; novelist John McGahern wrote of the reaction of a neighbour to the assertion he did not go to Mass because, as an unbeliever, he would feel a hypocrite: But, sure, none of us believe ... We go to see all the other hypocrites. Talking about the weather. This has always affected both natives and visitors. German writer and Nobel laureate Heinrich Böll first visited Ireland in 1954 and what struck him most was the weather: The rain here is absolute, magnificent, and frightening. To call this rain bad weather is as inappropriate as to call scorching sunshine fine weather. Disregarding punctuality. Michael Collins led the way on this. On January 16th, 1922, on arriving at Dublin Castle following the symbolic handover of the seat of British power in Ireland to the provisional government, Collins was reportedly told by the British viceroy, Lord Fitzalan, he was seven minutes late, to which he is said to have replied: Weve been waiting over 700 years. You can have the seven minutes. Convening tribunals, commissions of inquiry and investigations, only to ignore findings. In November 1947 Oliver J Flanagan accused senior Fianna Fáil members of proposing the sale of Lockes distillery in Kilbeggan to foreigners, in alleged contravention of the law. These charges led to a tribunal of inquiry, which, as well as accusing him of lying, found not a scintilla of evidence to support his claims, which were made with a degree of recklessness amounting to complete irresponsibility. Nonetheless, he stood as an Independent candidate in the 1948 general election and secured the highest number of first preferences in the country. 2 3 4 5 6 Obsessing about property and owning it. Home ownership rates in Ireland averaged 74.5 per cent from 2003 until 2015, reduced to 70 per cent in 2015, but well ahead of Germany at 52 per cent. Filling out census returns honestly. According to the 2016 census, the total number of people who answered yes as to being able to speak Irish was 1,761,420. Insisting defeat is not really defeat. Apparently, youll never beat the Irish. Just ask Conor McGregor. Sending children to schools under the patronage of the Catholic Church. Pluralism in Irish education is a very abstract concept. Getting burned when the sun comes out. Ireland has the 14th-highest rate of skin cancer in the world. Giving Irish children English names. James was the most popular name for newborn boys last year, with Emily the most common for new baby girls. Poor old Seán languished in fifth place. Selective temperance. There was a time when the pledge was all the rage, but a particularly Irish form of it. In the early 19th century, nationalist icon Daniel OConnell lauded the heroics of Fr Mathew, a temperance crusader, but personally imbibed, supposedly for medicinal reasons. The pub. As early as 1925 writer George Russell insisted It is merely absurd that a country struggling desperately to find its feet should attempt to maintain in proportion to its population twice as many licensed houses as England and three times as many as Scotland. Comparing other tragedies unfavourably to our own. In Unhappy the Land: The Most Oppressed People Ever, the Irish historian Liam Kennedy suggests this syndrome is based on only limited reference to evidence-based research. Emigration. Historian David Fitzpatrick described Irish emigration in the 19th century as a massive, relentless, and efficiently managed national enterprise. Between 1801 and 1921, eight million permanently left. In the 1950s, another half a million emigrated. Speaking at great speed. In 2008 researchers at UCC found Irish speakers of English had the fastest speech rate among the dialects of English previously researched. The Late Late Show. Last night saw the beginning of its 56th season, but who is counting? Eating meat: Irish consumption of beef last year was 18.6kg per capita, way ahead of the world average of 6.4kg per capita. Decrying Brexit. 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 Insisting things are grand when they are often clearly not. 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Which is why, he sa 11 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Opinion&Analysis Inside Politics Pat Leahy Governments spin machine needs engine overhaul I f you enjoyed the relative quietude of politics and politicians in recent weeks, sorry, but the holidays are over. Politicians were back at their desks thi 12 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Opinion&Analysis Breda OBrien Paddy Powers Virgin Mary GAA stunt rings hollow S omething interesting happened this week. The Daily Edge, the entertainment-news arm of thejournal.ie, posted an utterly tasteless satire about Electric Picnic. It parod 13 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Comment&Letters THE IRISH TIMES 24-28TARASTREET,DUBLIN2 Saturday,September2nd,2017 irishtimes.com EPA report Paying lip service to water quality T here has been a slow but catastrophic declineinthequalityofwaterinourlakes,rivers and estuaries. 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I wrote this in three months, we filmed this in four months, we had eight programmes commissioned and I loved it so much after four programmes COVER INTERVIEW GIMME FIVE FIVE FAST QUESTIONS FOR JAMIE OLIVER Im going to support him all the way. Business hasnt been been all plain sailing though. Oliver has had a few bruising business encounters too, and is wary now of mixing business with friendship. His current net worth is estimated at £1 Sponsored BE ONE. INSPIRE ONE Be open to change Jennifer English studied science, but now she heads up the marketing team for Baileys M arketing executive Jennifer English reckons an ability to embrace change is central to success. Its a philosophy she brings to the workplace. Among her most rece INTERVIEW I dont get creative block After 70 years of writing and illustrating books for children, Shirley Hughess creative well still runs deep, and her powers of observation are as sharp as ever, she tells Anna Carey I dont get creative block, says Shirley Hughes. I dont know why, but I always knows that small children react very strongly to their favourite picture books, which Hughes believes can play a particularly important role these days. One of the challenges today is to protect them from being visually overstimulated, clicking on from one image to another much too quickly, she says INTERVIEW Playing by his own rules The LA dream has quickly become a reality for Dubliner Jacob McCarthy, writes Catherine Conroy W hat are the rules for making people believe in you? asks Christopher, a young man with Aspergers syndrome, played by newcomer Jacob McCarthy in the upcoming Irish fi FASHION # FASHION FORWARD DEIRDRE McQUILLAN & DOMINIQUE McMULLAN TREAT FEET TO FRENCH STYLE What is it about the French and good style? Arnotts welcomed French footwear brand Jonak to its newly revamped Shoe Gallery recently, and the combination of everyday basics and high-end must-haves have us a INTERVIEW Irelands fashion superstar Simone Rochas fame has eclipsed that of her father, John Rocha, but she remains connected to her family and roots writes Deirdre McQuillan I ts tricky trying to find De Beauvoir Town in east London, a Hackney mix of low rent shops, council blocks and early Vic Atlantic, she has been celebrated for her strong, modern feminine aesthetic and defiant independence. I am an emotional designer and very inspired by art. Clothes are so physical so it is about how I can translate [ideas] into the clothes I feel very connected to what I do and am very tactile and t INTERVIEW From my father I have learnt an amazing sensitivity to texture, colour ... he has always made sure that I made the right turning in business Books about photography, art and literature dominate the shelves in her office, a testimony not only to her wide range of references but also to her BEAUTY BEAUTY REPORT LAURA KENNEDY Heard what the herd is buying? T Autumn trends are all very well, but dont feel pressure to buy something you hate, or dread wearing here is a turn toward colour this autumn/winter, which is a very cheering antidote to the weather as we trundle into autumn. Pe FOOD Take five with Jamie Oliver The Naked Chef knows you can do a lot with a little in the kitchen. Here, he shows how simple it is to rustle up fast and tasty meals with just five ingredients STICKY LAMB CHOPS 1.6lambchops,French-trimmed (600gtotal) 2.200gmixed-colourbabyheritage carrots 3.8clov QUICK ASIAN FISHCAKES 1.1stickoflemongrass 2.6cmpieceofginger 3.Halfabunchoffreshcoriander (15g) 4.500gsalmon fillets,skinoff, pin-boned,fromsustainable sources 5.4teaspoonschillijam Makes 4 Takes 22 minutes Whack the lemongrass against your work surface and remove the tough outer layer. Peel the g FOOD DONAL SKEHAN Schoolnight dinners? Winners S Prepare for the return to routine with meals that should satisfy the whole household hall we talk about back-to-school suppers? You are probably still clinging to the long days of summer. One of my first summer jobs was stocking shelves in a scho HALLOUMI BURGERS WITH SHAVED VEGETABLE SLAW SEED-STUFFED ROAST SWEET POTATOES A simple way with a roast sweet potato. Ive included an easy filling here but the basic roasting process allows for a whole range of fillings of your choosing. 4largesweetpotatoes(about500g) 11/2tbsrapeseedoil 200gkale,le FOOD REVIEW CATHERINE CLEARY Embrace the pear Good veggie fare in a beautiful cafe run with a smile and a very good heart T he new monks of Clondalkin have arrived. Converts form an orderly queue. Twin brothers, Stephen and David Flynn, are the brains behind The Happy Pear, the Greystones food p FOOD FOOD FILE MARIE-CLAIRE DIGBY SEASONAL SUPPERS JP McMAHON Though you may not have noticed, condiments over the past few hundred years have become incredibly sweet. What started out as a method of preservation, transformed, with the advent of industrial sugar production in the 18th and 19th cent DRINK WINE JOHN WILSON No-nonsense wines Zinfandel is a chameleon, and far from a wimpy wine H ere lies the last wimpy wine, RIP. is emblazoned on the stone as you enter Ravenswood winery in Sonoma, California. 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RTÉ ONE RTÉ2 TV3 TG LASTINSERIESStrikeTheCuckoos CallingBBCOne,9pmThe search for the truth about Lula Landrys sudden death takes an intriguing turn, putting Strike and Robins lives in danger in the process as they delve into the pasts of the models adoptive and biological families. BBC TWO 3e CHANNEL 4 6.00 The Ins MONDAY SEPTEMBER 4 NEWDOCUMENTARYIrelandsHealth DivideRTÉOne,9.35pmDr Eva Orsmond investigates the impact that your socioeconomic standing can have on the length of your life, revealing in the process that those struggling to make ends meet live on average six years less than the wealthy. RTÉ ONE SHORTDRAMAShortscreenRTÉ2, 12.15amStephen Bradys compelling tale focuses on Richard, who is living a nightmarish existence in a rundown apartment complex in inner-city Dublin. His one ray of light is his girlfriend Karen, but is he right to rely on her devotion? 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SATURDAY RTÉRadio1FM:88.2-90.0;95.2MHz,LW: 252kHz.Newsontheho CELEBRITYCHATTheJoeJackson TapesRevisitedMonday,RTÉRadio1,10pm Eartha Kitt was one of Jacksons first interviewees back in 1987, so he takes great delight in getting to listen to their extraordinarily candid chat all over again. TUESDAY Playlists.3.00Radio2Playlists:Great BritishSongbook.4.00Radio2P ARTSROUND-UPCultureFileWeekly Friday,RTÉLyricFM,7.02pmLuke Clancy presents highlights from his daily cultural reports on Lorcan Murrays Classic Drive. Expect lots of interviews as well as music, media, art, technology and design news. THE IRISHTIMES THURSDAY HOMEDELIVERY SERVICE ANEWSPAPER TOYOUR THEirishtimes.com/archive TIMES WE LIVED IN Play it again, Sam Published: November 4th, 1972. Photograph: Dermot OShea T o sing, or not to sing? That is the question. Especially when the conductor has a baton with a hook on the end of it. 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Dev 6 Environment THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Another Life Michael Viney A glossy puddle of marmalade with a sting to close whole beaches P ulsing forward in glancing light beneath the waves, it holds a fiery glow at its heart as if out to give fair warning. Fiery, indeed, can be t 7 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Arts &Books Ive been corrupted by pleasing people With his new series, Karl Ove Knausgaard, the accidentally bestselling Norwegian novelist, has discarded agony in favour of structure. He may be on to something Caroline ODonoghue I am sitting oppo 8 Arts&Books THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Culture Shock Gemma Tipton An English opinion about Ireland is as valid as an Irish one I n the United States, an artist paints a portrait of a dead black boy. At Imma, an art video looks at internment. 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This is the eighth and final short story by writers from overseas living in Ireland, and by Irish writers who live or have lived abroad Nicole Flattery T he morning I moved into the bott Arts&Books11 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Striking across the sectarian divide An innocent abroad, with no irony filter NJ McGarrigle Beat: The True Story of a Suicide Bomb and a Heart Neil Hegarty By Rowan Somerville Struggle or Starve: Working-Class Unity in Belfasts 1932 Out 12 Arts&Books THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 An impressive Indian homage to King Lear Sarah Gilmartin NewFiction We That Are Young By Preti Taneja Galley Beggar Press, £9.99 N othing will come of nothing, King Lear warns his soon-to-be outcast youngestdaughter Cordelia after she r Arts&Books 13 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Fragmented fairy tales and a death sentence Claire Hennessy YoungAdults I am a quick and boring little thing. Head down, hair neat, face low. 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PHOTO HOT NEW HOTELS / WARDROBE UPDATES / KENNETH JAY LANE AT HOME / BEAUTY TRENDS / ROLE MODELS / BACK TO BLACK MAGAZINE SEPTEMBER 2017 with THE IR STAND UP & STAND OUT FASHION'S NEW MOOD FEARLESS, FABULOUS & FUN POWER PLAYERS CAITRIONA PERRY IN THE WHITE HOUSE VICTORIA BECKHAMS SECOND ACT JONATHAN PHOTOGRAPHED BY BRUCE WEBER CHANEL BROWN THOMAS, GRAFTON STREET, DUBLIN 2 CHANEL BROWN THOMAS, GRAFTON STREET, DUBLIN 2 CONTENTS INSIDE E THIS ISSUE STAND UP & STAND OUT PU B LI S H E R JAN E M C DO N N E LL E D I TO R SA RA H M C D O N N E LL S TYLE E D I TO R A I S LI N N C O F F E Y BEAUTY EDITOR SARA H HA LLI W E LL NEXT ISSUE ART EDITOR THURSDAY OCTOBER 5 L AU RA KE N N Y ASSISTANT EDITOR FEATURES SA ER B M E T SEP ~ GLOSS IP PEARLS of fashion wisdom ... Rejecting RUSHING WOMAN Syndrome ... Counting LITTLE BLACK DRESSES ... and GETTING FIT at all costs ... A worked for interior designer NICKY HASLAM before setting up her company. 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The first will be in Paris, in Saint Laurents couture house (5 avenue Marceau); the second in Marrakech, opposite Jardin Majorelle. Designed b ISABEL MARANT LOWDOWN ETITI ON WEAR IT WELL With the return to school and the end of summer, September always feels like the start of a new year. This month, make it your resolution to get your timekeeping in check with a new watch by Irish brand Ansley Watch Co, founded in 2013 by Arthur and E 08/17 Kildare Village 2017 *on the recommended retail price. New arrivals Discover more than 95 boutiques with savings of up to 60%*. Find your fabulous. AllSaints Anya Hindmarch Aquascutum Armani Asics Barbour Bedeck Boss Hugo Boss Brooks Brothers Calvin Klein Jeans Calvin Klein Underwea MOODBOARD Im soliloquising Molly Bloom: Even out of the ditches primroses and violets. 3 THE DARKEST NIGHTS PRODUCE THE BRIGHTEST STARS. 5 JOHN GREEN Im identifying with Cyndi Laupers A Memoir: from overcoming psoriasis and voice loss to hit musical Kinky Boots. 6 4 1 IF YOURE GOING THROUGH Editor Laura Brown at Acnes AW17 show. FASHION MICHAEL KORS Wardrobe BY AISLINN COFFEY NEED TO KNOW: ALEXANDRA GOLOVANOFF CAMEL COATS 24 September 2017 THE GLOSS MAGAZINE How do you make an effort without pulling the same go-to dress out of your wardrobe? Fancy pants are your golden ticket Introducing WILDE, its lush terrace and relaxing ambience that evokes a touch of 1930s glamour with menus that celebrate the finest Irish produce. 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Sofa per elements, designed by Studio Roche Bobois. Coupole. Console and cocktail table, designed by Philippe Bouix. La Ligne. Floor lamp, designed by Angioni et Louvry. European manufacture. UNIT INTERVIEW LETS DO LUNCH by Heather Astbury PHOTOGRAPH BY ANDREW CROWLEY Maggie OFarrells new memoir, an account of near-death experiences, is an elegy of love for her family F eeling sorry for yourself isnt helpful, says Maggie OFarrell emphatically, with what I quickly learn is her signature n BUSINESS NEWS MAKING IT HAPPEN Backing women business leaders FASHION, POST-BREXIT THE IMPACT ON THE UK FASHION INDUSTRY WILL AFFECT US TOO ... A s we edge ever further into the murky waters of a post-Brexit world, many of Irelands business concerns have centred on the financial services indust Handcrafted LUXUrY project in association witH braziL associates arcHitects Drumleck, Castlebellingham, Co. Louth (Exit 15 of M1, only 45mins from Dublin & Belfast) T: 042 937 2625 E: info@oconnorsofdrumleck.ie Showroom by appointment only www.oconnorsofdrumleck.ie DOLCE & GABBANA AW17 Ive been lucky to witness the STORY of the CENTURY. CAITRÍONA PERRY The AW17 catwalks reflected diversity, strength and individuality. What does it take to stand out? PENNY McCORMICK is inspired by five role models CAITRÍONA PERRY BECAUSE: Having caused a stir in the Oval O PEOPLE PRIME TIME WATCH: First They Killed My Father, on September 15, directed by Angelina Jolie, 42. An adaptation of Cambodian author and human rights activist Loung Ungs memoir of surviving the Khmer Rouge regime from 1975 to 1978; the story is told through Ungs eyes from the age of five to nin PEOPLE ADEKOYA WEARS: black tulle blouse; pink pleat-front skirt; both Simon Rocha at Havana, Donnybrook Dublin 4. Photographed by Veronika Faustmann. Make-up by Bianca Rafaella using MAC Cosmetics. MELISSA HAMILTON 28, Irish ballerina and first soloist with The Royal Ballet BECAUSE: At 17 she was PEOPLE LARAGH MC CANN BECAUSE: Having worked with the best creatives in the fashion business, McCann, 27, is putting her experience to good use, serving up several strong directorial projects MC CANN WEARS: Lilac sweater with gold embellishment; lilac and burgundy wool skirt; brown patent leather PEOPLE BEATTIE WEARS: Forest green fringe midi dress, at Zara. Shot on location at Residence, St Stephens Green, Dublin 2. Photographed by Al Higgins. Make-up by Aoife Smith at Brown Sugar Dublin; Hair by Tina Mooney at SugarCubed Clarendon Street. DAVID BEATTIE BECAUSE: As an author, blogger and PEOPLE AGELESS STYLE MYRTLE ALLEN 93, cultural icon BECAUSE: She has had a profound influence on how Irish food and cuisine is perceived internationally, and was the subject of a recent documentary by David Hare. ODONOGHUE WEARS: Claret satin doublebreasted tuxedo suit; black bag with bee motif; b See this Dublin project - www.millerbrothers.ie/gloss/ Awakening Stone, Creating Beauty We create beautiful worktops, floors and surfaces with craft and precision, we awaken stone, allowing it reach its true potential. Charvey Lane Rathnew Co. Wicklow A67 V635 T. 0404 32222 F. 0404 32838 E. sale PHOTOGRAPH BY LOUISE SA MUELSON FIRST PERSON THE MOTHER OF INVENTION Seven years ago, creative director and stylist, Paula Hughes lifestyle was a whirlwind of fashion shoots and long-distance travel, then she and her husband received the terrible news that their two-year daughter had a rare neu FIRST PERSON All our hopes and dreams for Kayla, our plans for our and her future in smithereens. We were looking at a syndrome that would rob our little girl of the most basic abilities. She would need one-on-one care, for the rest of her life. Shed never be able to talk to us, communicate with us PROMOTION French illustrator QUENTIN MONGE has created a series of bright and graphic artworks inspired by Kronenbourg BLANC. We talked exclusively to Quentin about his work, his inspiration and life in Paris llustrator Quentin Monges graphic works are full of light and sunshine, making him the id PROMOTION I GET THIS WARM SUNLIGHT ON MY BALCONY AT THIS TIME OF DAY SO ITS A GOOD TIME TO SIT AND HAVE A BEER, PUT SOME VINYLS ON. Paris, where Monge lives, is a big source of inspiration for him. My studio is in the 11th arrondissement, a really popular area with lots of young people, bars and r STAND UP & STAND OUT MY FICTIONAL HEROINE IS LARA CROFT. WHEN IM OFF DUTY, I SPEND TIME WITH MY SON AND GO TO THE GYM. BARA UP FRONT LEFT: NICOLE, 22, WEARS: Striped polo-neck top; cream shearling jacket with gold zips; red velvet skirt with gold zips; all TOMMY HILFIGER. Burgundy leather lace-up BOLD MOVE CORDELIA, 50, WEARS: Colourblock wrap skirt, Carolyn Donnelly The Edit, d79, DUNNES STORES. Burgundy sweater with side slits, d12.95; burgundy quilted velvet coat, d69.95; both ZARA. 18ct gold Mesh Scarf earrings, Elsa Peretti for TIFFANY & CO. IM INVOLVED IN THE AMERICAN ARTS DEPARTMENT STAND UP & STAND OUT THERE ARE SO MANY MORE OPPORTUNITIES TO BECOME A MODEL THESE DAYS AS THE FASHION WORLD HAS REALISED BEAUTY COMES IN ALL SHAPES, SIZES, COLOURS AND AGES. CORDELIA MASTER PIECES CORDELIA WEARS: Camel wool full-length coat with cape sleeves; camel cashmere sweater; both MAX MARA, EARN YOUR STRIPES NICOLE WEARS: Red striped tunic; red stripe shorts; silver Gabrielle leather bag; silver glitter boots; all CHANEL. Red and black lacquer bangles, Elsa PerettI, d540 each, TIFFANY & CO. IF YOURE INTERESTED IN BEING A MODEL, WORK ON BEING CONFIDENT AND COMFORTABLE IN YOUR SKIN. EAT STAND UP & STAND OUT NEW FOCUS LEFT: BARA WEARS: Black wool jacket; black wool waistcoat; red silk shirt; black cage velvet shoes; all HERMÉS. RIGHT: CORDELIA WEARS: Red faux-fur check coat; white patent leather knee-high boots; both MIU MIU. Red knit sweater, d57; red knit skirt, d70; both Autogra CAMERA READY BARA WEARS: Navy wool sweater; navy check wide-leg trousers; black kittenheel ankle boots; black leather beret; red JAdior leather flap bag with embellished wide shoulder strap; all CHRISTIAN DIOR. THIS SEASON ILL BE WEARING WIDE BELTS, FLORALS AND A TOUCH OF RED. BARA MEET THE TEAM L COMPETITION VISIT WWW.THEGLOSS.IE AND YOU COULD WIN... A FRAGRANCE EXPERIENCE AT THE BURREN PERFUMERY WORTH OVER c1,200 Sadie Chowen THE BURREN PERFUMERY, in the heart of Co Clare, is a rare Irish gem, creating natural and organic beauty products using the highest quality natural ingredients. Eve Beauty LOS THE G L S EXC USIVE DRESS UP Blend it like Beckham with the designers glamorous new beauty collection. Sarah Halliwell met her in London 4 W hen youre photographed as regularly as Victoria Beckham, you learn plenty of tricks along the way. As the designer launches a whole new beaut AH HALLI WE LL Buffet SEA POWER Why were diving into marine beauty O f all the wonder ingredients we come across each week at the beauty desk, from blueberries to turmeric, the one that has instant appeal is anything connected to the sea. Regular sea swimmers swear by the bracing effects of s BEAUTY THE COLLECTION GIAMBATTISTA VALLI Some beauty collections feature star products; others are just desirable in their entirety. Welcome to Travel Diary, CHANELs AW17 make-up. We defy you to resist the Palette Essentielle (c60), with concealer, highlighter and cheek colour in one neat compact; THIS WONDERFUL LITTLE PLACE . . . 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