Arts&Books11 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Striking across the sectarian divide An innocent abroad, with no irony filter NJ McGarrigle Beat: The True Story of a Suicide Bomb and a Heart Neil Hegarty By Rowan Somerville Struggle or Starve: Working-Class Unity in Belfasts 1932 Outdoor Relief Riots Lilliput Press, 14 A book on a young suicide bomber should resonate with any reader. A story set in the molten morality of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict carries weight for anyone interested in Middle East affairs. Throw in the extraordinary tale of a heart transplant between a Palestinian and and Israeli caught up in the conflict, and you have all the makings of a captivating story. These strands are the basis of Rowan Somervilles new book, yet despite the rich material he has to work with, Beat neither captures the heart nor engages the mind. Asynopsis: onJune 1st, 2001, Said Hotaridetonated a bomboutside the Dolphinarium nightclub in Tel Aviv, killing himself and 21 Israelis, most of them teenagers from former Soviet states. On June 2nd, in an apparently retributive act of random violence, an Israeli settler shot a Palestinian pharmacist Mazan Al-Joulani in the neck, leaving him brain dead. Out of this violence came an extraordinary act of humanity, when the family of Al-Joulani agreed to donate his heart for transplantation into an Israeli man dying of heart disease. A remarkable sequence of events, but Somerville does not do it justice. In Beat he tells us little we dont know already on the drivers of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict,and the people are sketched so thinly that they are forgettable. Beat is not helped by its chronological jumping backwards and forwards either, even if it keeps a murmur of interest for the reader to plough on. The narrative is unhelpfully padded with details of medical procedures, religion, geography, ballistics, and history, which could easily be found on Wikipedia if needed. Beat required an editor to rescue its writer. For example, the people affected by the bomb are justifiably the first to be addressed in the book, yet Somerville offers only one survivor, and the brother of someone killed in the blast. It feels scant, especially compared with the space he gives to various medical professionals. More strangely, the voice of the suicide bombers family is left towards the latter pages. The story could have been told in half the pages, with double the energy. On style, its fair to say that the author does little to help his cause in several ways: toooften reaching for theemotionally charged metaphor (...martyrdom does not hide the grief in this apartment. Its there like a pile of coal not quite covered by a snowfall of geopolitical justifications.). On occasions Somerville looks for meaning thats not there. In Tel Aviv he stumbles upon a zombie walk after taking a few moments to figure this out and he says: I wonder if this is a demonstration against history, against the bloodshed and death that haunts these young people every day. Maybe its just William Boot came to mind when Somerville is sat in the Hamas martyrs family home with the realisation that hes without a translator a zombie walk. Much of the writing is overwrought (Ariel Sharons visit to Al-Aqsa is the most salient catalyst for the second intifada) or obvious (The job of adonor coordinator is precarious and demanding; success and failure is no less than a matter of life and death.). There are awful tics throughout, too: puffy presuppositions (the extraordinary writer, memorably said); or tenuous pseudo-intellectual name-dropping (Spinoza, Freud, Nietzsche etc), and why add salacious notes when encountering Israeli women (achingly beautiful)? At one stage Somerville goes to meet one of the bomb victims, but travels to the wrong cafe, yet still includes this. My heart finally gave up on Beat about when Somerville describes the retributive murder of the Palestinian, Mazan Al-Joulani, and manages to write one of the most downright absurd, daft sentences I have ever read. A car pulls up and a man gets out. An Israeli settler. How can one know? A beard, a gun. Most people in the province of Ulster, where I used to live, can assess the religion and political sympathies of a man passing in the street with little more than a casual glance. This remarkable story falls stillborn fromthe pressand key moments ofmeeting people linked to the suicide bombing feels flat and shallow. Theres an element of the innocent abroad throughout. Somervilles shockedwhen an Israeli journalist, who does not know him beyond an email, asks him for payment after she supplies him with a list of contacts. Beat often feels like hes just bumbling along. Evelyn Waughs William Boot came to mind when Somerville is sat in the Hamas martyrs family home with the realisation that hes without a translator. The truth is, I dont know if there are political implications to what Im doing, or whether Im getting into contentious territory, and off he sets, without a hint of irony, to visit Ramallah. Rowan Somerville once won the Bad Sex in Fiction literary award. After reading this, he should steer clear of any other major organs in the future. By Séan Mitchell Haymarket, £14.99 O Moving and well observed but twist a turn-off Roddy Doyles enigmatic protagonist has a reluctant reacquaintance with his youth Brian Dillon Smile By Roddy Doyle Jonathan Cape, £14.99 I stayed up at the bar a few times but I didnt want the barman thinking that I needed someone to talk to. Victor Forde, the unreliable 50-something narrator of Roddy Doyles new novel, is freshly separated from his wife and apparently stranded in one of those couple-of-slow-ones Doyle sketches whose stichomythic dialogue poorly approximates prime, pub-bound Flann OBrien. Stalin. There was a fucker. God, yeah. But the comic bar-room cliches soon give way to the presence of a burly grotesque calledEd Fitzpatrick. This ex-builderin gaping shorts and pink shirt importunes Victor one night over his pint, then comes out with such lines as The oul MILFs, you cant fuckin beat them! and Did you ever get a tug from a woman that knits? More enigmatically, Fitzpatrick, whom Victor doesnt recognise, claims they were atschool together in the 1970s. Details gradually condense in Victors mind: a Christian Brothers school in a labyrinthine Georgian terrace; the casual violence of religious and lay teachers alike; a boyish choir rehearsing hymns for the funeral of an old brother, still living. And at Fitzpatricks bullying insistence, a so-far-nebulous set of memories about oneor two of the teachers: What was the name of the brother that used to fancy you? . . . Would he fancy us now, Victor? Doyles protagonist shrinks from these weird intimacies, but finds himself drawn back to his local each evening, where his past comes to slow and uncertain life. Victor has spent decades on the edges of literary success, but seems now to relish his demotion to a rented flat and solitary nights with a book in the boozer. On leaving school in the early 1980s he became a music journalist with a reputation for savaging bands already younger and more easily hurt than he was. A slot on RTÉ radio turned him into a cultural and political provocateur, and soon he was writing (or pretending to write) his first book, Ireland: A Horror Story. He met Rachel Carey outside a radio studio: she was parlaying her hip catering company into broad media celebrity, and soon they were glamorously together, being profiled in the pages of Irish Tatler. It was a while before Victor broke down and told her hed been sexually abused by the head brother at school told her the half of it, at least. And then told the nation on radio, but almost laughed it off. Smile is keenly observed and moving when it comes to Victors unexpectedly exposed middle age. There is his effort at bravado in the face of solitude: the pretence that his sober apartment with its ill-stocked fridge is quite enough to be going on with, an insistence that austerity is a new start, the reversion to adolescent music-listening habits. Down the pub, Victor baulks at a man of my age going back to some wrinkled version of his childhood. Looking for the girls hed fancied 40 years before. Finding them. But he embraces a version of what hes embarrassed to be seen wanting: a group of men his own age who become tentative friends, a married local woman who wants little more than a cuddle. All the while, Fitzpatrick lurks, with his strangely jovial reminders of Victors blighted youth. If Doyle had left it there, in the realm of Smile is keenly observed and moving when it comes to Victors unexpectedly exposed middle age. There is his effort at bravado in the face of solitude: the pretence that his sober apartment with ill-stocked fridge is quite enough Engaging odyssey but is our way of death unique? Mary Russell My Fathers Wake: How the Irish Teach Us to Live, Love and Die By Kevin Toolis Wiedenfeld and Nicolson, £16.99 S onny Toolis was born on Achill, as was his wife, Mary Gallagher. They had seven children but had to take their family across the water leaving their son, Kevin, stranded, still wondering where he belongs his birthplace (Edinburgh) or on Achill, where Sonny and Mary took the children in summer, or wherever he grew up? His memoir is a journey towards death possibly his own but certainly his fathers for Sonny ended his days back on Achill among people he knew, cared for by loving family members. What more could a man ask? A lot, it seems. Kevin Toolis has led a life very different from his fathers. Sonny worked as a builder, was good with his hands, provided for his family, mourned his wifes early death, saw his own death approaching and then died, assisted by the morphine pump. His son, though, attracted to what has elsewhere been called the glamour of violence, has written extensively about Irelands Troubles and other troubled places around the world. He has travelled from Gaza to Glasnevin, from home to hospital, these journeys ending always with this preoccupation with death, aided by the journalists facility to locate the drama within: I needed the shock of death like a drug, an inoculation, to protect myself from everything I saw and felt in my own life, he writes. What was going on was his brother Bernards early death. Added to this is his mothers sudden death from a heart attack, his godfather gone and lost at sea. The list continues and so in the end, it seems, there is no way of inoculating himself against death other than the Achill way of dying with acceptance, common decency and pain management heading the list. A death dirge can be a doleful thing and not helped by the statistics offered by Toolis, who is a bit of number cruncher. How many Americans live to be 100? Answer: 0.0173 per cent. Yes, but how many? Want to predict the year of your death? Add this, take away that and I find my own death occurred unbeknown to me, way back. We learn how they wake the dead on Achill and, intriguingly, Toolis ties this in with similar practices in the Odyssey Toolis has travelled from Gaza to Glasnevin, from home to hospital, these journeys ending always with this preoccupation with death including wailing women, burial rites and bringing the body home. But apart from Sonny, there are few people we really get to know in this narrative except Fingers, the man in the next bed in the TB sanitorium Toolis was admitted to as a child. The Male Chest the ward was called. Fingers was classy, had worked in a bookies and had two women at his bedside during visiting hours. This is what Toolis is good at; the short, snappy portrait bringing life to the stats. Roddy Doyle: this novel is less about the subtle lures of memory than its violence, the capacity of the past to come raging out from behind the curtains. PHOTOGRAPH: ALAN BETSON desire and regret and things unsaid, hed have had a conventional novel more likely, novella on his hands, even a mutedly elegant one. But Smile wants to be more: a book less about the subtle lures of memory than its violence, the capacity of the past not only to seep back at dusk, but come raging out from behind the curtains, intent on wreckage and madness. Complexambitions Theclues to thenovels more complex ambitions have been there all along in a rather clunkyandliteral concernwith small historicaldetails. What year was David Bowies Heroes released? When did ashtrays vanish from pub tables? When did fuck displace ride as a vernacular verb? Victor is both exact and evasive, intent on telling small and large truths, but given also to self-preserving inventions not least when it comes to his vanished writing career. So far, so subtle. But look away now if you must, because its hard to talk about the ultimate failure of Smile without revealing too much about its ending. Except to ask: who or what exactly is Fitzpatrick? A raw emanation of Victors savaged unconscious? An uncanny double out of Poe, James Hogg or Dostoyevsky? A real person, and survivor of abuse, enraged by Victors public evasions? If Smile is meant to be about the vexing effects of trauma upon the memory Its like dropping bits of yourself, says Fitzpatrick then the answers to these questions risk semaphoring that message too clearly. The novel seems to propose a remarkably crude view of the psychic effects of sexual abuse. Or does it? The answer to that question depends on how willing you are to accept Doyles own narrative feints. Brian Dillons Essayism was published in June by Fitzcarraldo Editions. He teaches at the Royal College of Art We even know what sort of cigarettes Fingers smoked. We watch a young Malian woman as she buries her lifeless infant, first removing a bracelet from the tiny wrist. We follow Toolis into a morgue where, wearing his journalists hat, he describes what we dontnormallysee: There is a terrible beauty in the sawing apart, the blood and guts, the engorged flooded lungs . . . the reddish cod roe brain. In another context, I did wonder whether Toolis took pleasure in writing like this for a voyeuristic readership. I read this book in two sittings but remain unconvinced that we have moved so far from death that we no longer talk about it, and that the Anglo-Saxon ethos carries less feeling than the Achill way of death. In Birmingham, a small girl requests her fairy wand be put on her grandfathers coffin as the crematorium curtains open to receive it. In Cambridge the corpse of a man awaiting burial lies in a wicker basket as his daughter provokes tears and laughter when she recounts his Sheffield fathers advice to her as she left for university: Dont get drunk, he told her, and dont get in club. Kevin Toolis has given us a heartwarming and very personal account of a life well-lived, his relationship with his father partly mediated by the island culture of Achill which might not have been possible in an Anglo-Saxon setting, he suggests. But here I disagree. Thirty years ago, my husbands coffin was carried into the crematorium by myself and his three children. Later that day, we walked through the hilltop village in Buckinghamshire and scattered his ashes around the windmill there. Same tears, same sadness, just another way of expressing them. n the Shankill Road crowds of growling men lounged around waiting. Suddenly a big red-faced woman [...]appeared from nowhere. She shouted, They are kicking the shite out of the peelers [police] up the Falls. Are you going to let them down? This eyewitness glimpse of Belfast in October 1932 is significant for more than its fresh language. The notion that growling men on the citys Protestant-dominated Shankill Road would hasten to the aid of Catholics fighting the police a short distance away on the Falls Road seems vanishingly improbable, then as now. Yet the premise of Seán Mitchells fascinating Struggle or Starve: Working-Class Unity in Belfasts 1932 Outdoor Relief Riots is that a class-based politics did exist, and even for a short time flourished, on the streets of a notoriously sectarian city. Belfast was and remains no stranger to street violence, but the so-called Relief Riots, which electrified the city in autumn 1932, were of an altogether different order, and Mitchell explains their context in exemplary fashion. Working-class communities required relief from the recession that had gripped the world in the aftermath of the Wall Street Crash of 1929, but such welfare as existed in Northern Ireland in those days remained grounded in the Victorian Poor Laws, described by Mitchell as an institutionalised form of class control, and influenced by the notion that the deprived were merely feckless. Financial relief was niggardly, with many destitute workers denied any form of welfare. In addition, the economy of the infant Northern Ireland was already struggling. The Belfast mills and shipyards, which once exported to the world, were ill-equipped to deal with global competition, and by the early 1930s unemployment was spiralling within working-class communities. Street violence in 1930s Belfast. PHOTOGRAPH: KEYSTONE/GAMMA VIA GETTY Given that Northern Ireland was explicitly a Protestant land for a Protestant people, it came as a profound shock to working-class Protestants that the unionist establishment could offer no solutions. Protestants were told, remarks Mitchell, that they would be looked after by the state, but the reality was very different. Matters would come abruptly to a crisis, and this crisis would briefly entwine working-class Protestant and Catholic interests. On October 3rd, 1932, thousands of workers, Catholic and Protestant, went on strike across Belfast, and that evening a crowd at least 60,000-strong packed the streets in front of City Hall to listen to speakers from communist, nationalist, unionist and Labour Party backgrounds lay out their demands for welfare and a living wage. Let our slogan be, declaredone speaker, no surrender topoverty, misery and destitution. Northern Ireland has always, of course, been a politically more nuanced place than the sectarian basket case of popular lore, and in this context, the response of middle-class Catholics, and of the Catholic Church, is most revealing. The Irish News fretted that the strike would have to be dealt with properly, for fearof its effects onthe businesses of professional Catholics, whose attitude to the new Northern Ireland offered a masterclass in ambivalence. Their church, meanwhile, denounced theredmenace of communism that appeared to be spreading. The rise of Bolshevismin Ireland,declared JosephMacRory, the Catholic Archbishop of Armagh, was the great apostasy which the apostle said would presage the end of the world. Catholic workers on the picket lines, it was clear, were on their own. In the end, the Relief Riots were crushed, and indeed, the sectarian card was played ruthlessly. Mitchell is wise enough to claim no great results from the riots, heady though they were: their challenge to the established order, he writes, was limited. Ordinary business soon resumed: as early as 1935, in fact, savage sectarian rioting would drive thousands of Belfast Catholics from their homes. If anything, this book emphasises how deeply sectarianism is scored across the face of Northern Ireland indeed, it is stamped balefully into the form of the political structures at Stormont today. Yet the message of this timely and absorbing book that a class-based politics once operated in Northern Ireland, and might operate again is in itself a useful reminder that the past can offer lessons for the future. 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Arnotts welcomed French footwear brand Jonak to its newly revamped Shoe Gallery recently, and the combination of everyday basics and high-end must-haves have us a INTERVIEW Irelands fashion superstar Simone Rochas fame has eclipsed that of her father, John Rocha, but she remains connected to her family and roots writes Deirdre McQuillan I ts tricky trying to find De Beauvoir Town in east London, a Hackney mix of low rent shops, council blocks and early Vic Atlantic, she has been celebrated for her strong, modern feminine aesthetic and defiant independence. I am an emotional designer and very inspired by art. Clothes are so physical so it is about how I can translate [ideas] into the clothes I feel very connected to what I do and am very tactile and t INTERVIEW From my father I have learnt an amazing sensitivity to texture, colour ... he has always made sure that I made the right turning in business Books about photography, art and literature dominate the shelves in her office, a testimony not only to her wide range of references but also to her BEAUTY BEAUTY REPORT LAURA KENNEDY Heard what the herd is buying? T Autumn trends are all very well, but dont feel pressure to buy something you hate, or dread wearing here is a turn toward colour this autumn/winter, which is a very cheering antidote to the weather as we trundle into autumn. Pe FOOD Take five with Jamie Oliver The Naked Chef knows you can do a lot with a little in the kitchen. 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SUNDAY AedínGormleysSundayMatinee (RTÉ Lyric FM, 1pm) features a concert from the Victoria Hall in Geneva where the R SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 2 MUSICALSHOWCASEElectricPicnic 2017RTÉ2,8pmEoghan McDermott and Blathnaid Treacy introduce highlights from the event, including gigs by those appearing on the main stage. Soraiya Ryan and some special guests are also on hand to report from the picnic area itself. RTÉ ONE RTÉ2 NEWSERIESTheXFactorTV3,8pm Dermot OLeary takes charge of another run of the popular talent show. Judges Simon Cowell, Louis Walsh, Nicole Scherzinger and Sharon Osbourne also return, and get things under way by auditioning the first batch of hopefuls. BBC TWO 3e CHANNEL 4 6.45 The NFL Show R S 8 SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 3 NEWSERIESAnRílDealTG4,8.15pm Judges Breandán de Gallaí, Sibéal Davitt and Roy Galvin are back for a second run of the celebrity dance competition. Stay tuned for more musical shenanigans at 9.30pm when Daithí Ó Sé introduces coverage of Celtic Connections. RTÉ ONE RTÉ2 TV3 TG LASTINSERIESStrikeTheCuckoos CallingBBCOne,9pmThe search for the truth about Lula Landrys sudden death takes an intriguing turn, putting Strike and Robins lives in danger in the process as they delve into the pasts of the models adoptive and biological families. BBC TWO 3e CHANNEL 4 6.00 The Ins MONDAY SEPTEMBER 4 NEWDOCUMENTARYIrelandsHealth DivideRTÉOne,9.35pmDr Eva Orsmond investigates the impact that your socioeconomic standing can have on the length of your life, revealing in the process that those struggling to make ends meet live on average six years less than the wealthy. RTÉ ONE SHORTDRAMAShortscreenRTÉ2, 12.15amStephen Bradys compelling tale focuses on Richard, who is living a nightmarish existence in a rundown apartment complex in inner-city Dublin. His one ray of light is his girlfriend Karen, but is he right to rely on her devotion? BBC TWO 3e CHANNEL 4 6.00 Flog It TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 5 NEWDOCUMENTARYTheFarthest RTÉOne,10.15pmA fascinating insight into the journey of Voyager, the tiny spaceship that is currently around 12 billion miles from Earth. Theres also a chance to hear from the remarkable scientists who designed and built the craft. RTÉ ONE RTÉ2 TV3 NEWSERIESDoctorFosterBBCOne,9pm Suranne Jones returns as the titular character, and the story picks up with her two years after the events of the previous series. Shes been living alone since the departure of her husband, but hes about to make a dramatic reappearance... BBC TWO 3e CHANNEL 4 6.00 WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 6 NEWSERIESCelebrityOperation TransformationRTÉOne,9.35pm X Factor singer Mary Byrne, beauty expert Triona McCarthy, chef Gary OHanlon, social media influencer James Patrice and singer Kayleigh Cullinan are the stars taking part in the programme. 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SATURDAY RTÉRadio1FM:88.2-90.0;95.2MHz,LW: 252kHz.Newsontheho CELEBRITYCHATTheJoeJackson TapesRevisitedMonday,RTÉRadio1,10pm Eartha Kitt was one of Jacksons first interviewees back in 1987, so he takes great delight in getting to listen to their extraordinarily candid chat all over again. TUESDAY Playlists.3.00Radio2Playlists:Great BritishSongbook.4.00Radio2P ARTSROUND-UPCultureFileWeekly Friday,RTÉLyricFM,7.02pmLuke Clancy presents highlights from his daily cultural reports on Lorcan Murrays Classic Drive. Expect lots of interviews as well as music, media, art, technology and design news. THE IRISHTIMES THURSDAY HOMEDELIVERY SERVICE ANEWSPAPER TOYOUR THEirishtimes.com/archive TIMES WE LIVED IN Play it again, Sam Published: November 4th, 1972. Photograph: Dermot OShea T o sing, or not to sing? That is the question. Especially when the conductor has a baton with a hook on the end of it. 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Dev 6 Environment THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Another Life Michael Viney A glossy puddle of marmalade with a sting to close whole beaches P ulsing forward in glancing light beneath the waves, it holds a fiery glow at its heart as if out to give fair warning. Fiery, indeed, can be t 7 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Arts &Books Ive been corrupted by pleasing people With his new series, Karl Ove Knausgaard, the accidentally bestselling Norwegian novelist, has discarded agony in favour of structure. He may be on to something Caroline ODonoghue I am sitting oppo 8 Arts&Books THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Culture Shock Gemma Tipton An English opinion about Ireland is as valid as an Irish one I n the United States, an artist paints a portrait of a dead black boy. At Imma, an art video looks at internment. 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This is the eighth and final short story by writers from overseas living in Ireland, and by Irish writers who live or have lived abroad Nicole Flattery T he morning I moved into the bott Arts&Books11 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Striking across the sectarian divide An innocent abroad, with no irony filter NJ McGarrigle Beat: The True Story of a Suicide Bomb and a Heart Neil Hegarty By Rowan Somerville Struggle or Starve: Working-Class Unity in Belfasts 1932 Out 12 Arts&Books THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 An impressive Indian homage to King Lear Sarah Gilmartin NewFiction We That Are Young By Preti Taneja Galley Beggar Press, £9.99 N othing will come of nothing, King Lear warns his soon-to-be outcast youngestdaughter Cordelia after she r Arts&Books 13 THE IRISH TIMES Saturday, September 2 , 2017 Fragmented fairy tales and a death sentence Claire Hennessy YoungAdults I am a quick and boring little thing. Head down, hair neat, face low. 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